Epidose 36 - Weighted Planar Stochastic Lettuce

How furcate is my volley! How splend the strand of string that strays from straggle heath to sponly suedes!  As Swayze sways, these rays persuade, he's raised the waves from wasteful ways.  A length of clothespipe, flurdled in a codheap. Did your mother mither? Does your mister pass muster?  (I blessed a blister-blaster with much bluster.)  You can eat an orange, and arrange a lozenge, but a blo-jo from Bo-Jo's a no-no.

Listen Now.

More scintillatingly schizoid psychedelic skitterings for squiffy squirrels and squinny sesquipedalians, from the unlikely likes of:

• Yuri Morozov - Inexplicable (Part 4)
• En Halvkokt i Folie - I Like The Introduction Of A Flute
• The Yuri Landman Ensemble - Interlude I
• Luke Haines - Fat Bird From The Woodcraft Folk
• The Ass Baboons Of Venus - You've Failed Again, You Arrogant Twat
• The Plastic Billionaires - The Fat Lady of Limbourg
• Brame - Gaviscon
• Trippple Nippples - LSD

Gosh, barely a month since the last one.  I urge you to stuff worms into my insatiable craw at gcuesoterica@gmail.com.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 22 - Ruff Duck

A foul wind blew from the west, and deathly silence fell across the land. Winter fell.  The ground hardened, crusted over with ice sheets as hard as granite. Our hearts needs must become as the speckled lights of a hundred million tiny candles each kept sheltered and nourished through neverending night.

Listen Now.

It's Britpop Memorial Day down on Jollity Farm, and the bells ring wide with the mellow tinkling sounds of:

• Manic Street Preachers - IfWhiteAmericaToldTheTruthForOneDayItsWorldWouldFallApart
• Mission Of Burma - Weatherbox
• Passenger Of Sh*t - Suck Worms Out My Farting C**t
• Alice Donut - What?
• Luke Haines - I Love The Sound Of Breaking Glass
• Jarvis Cocker - Running The World

Do not suffer the flame to be extinguished! It will be twenty long years before the wheel turns again. Whisper sweet words to gcuesoterica@gmail.com where the silence lies deeper than any root.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 15 - A Curse of Pinks

A score of tortoise-shells are piled before the prince. Sand and salt spray lift from the waves, whip across the face, form a crust around the eyes and ears. Thunder rolls across the ocean; a watercolour painted in grey.

Listen Now.

Perform the incrustation, and you'll unleash these mighty molluscs:

• Harry Cox - What Will Become Of England?
• Pigeonhed - Who's To Blame?
• Mavis Staples - I Like The Things About Me
• Pigface - Fight The Power
• Yoshihiro Hanno - Prologue
• Luke Haines - Discomaniax
• Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes

Why not put pen to paper, write a long letter, fax it to yourself and then email a scanned photocopy of the result to gcuesoterica@gmail.com?

Twenty minutes. No refunds.

Epidose 1: In God's Greenhouse

Mellow greetings, citizen -- and may the shining buttercups of Cheam fall grummingly upon thy tender dewlap!

Listen Now.

Epidose One contains the following amusing strumpets:

• Chuck Girard - Rock 'N' Roll Preacher.
• Godiego - Havoc In Heaven
• Godiego - Main Theme (from House)
• Ken Nordine - Green
• Stone Breath - Man Should Surrender
• Luke Haines - The Birds... The Birds...
• Rude Ass Tinker - U Can't Touch This

And why not get in touch with the good ship Esoterica at gcuesoterica@gmail.com?

Twenty minutes. No refunds.