Epidose 37 - The Clinker's Trumpet

Tan sandstone blocks, upon which lies like a shroud a vaporous husk, the branch system of a long-dead ivy, blushing dark cobweb of dusky vine.  What enormous tonnage, what great weight of crumbling stone. All we lack is longterm thinking; the perspective of aeons.  Civilisation as we know it can not be saved, could never in its entire history have ever been saved, as it has never existed in stasis.

Listen now.

A pair of wax candles in the shape of skulls, one candyfloss pink, the other pale green; an origami heron standing two inches tall; a pair of mustard-yellow clogs tied together by a small ribbon in the colours of the Dutch flag; and the soothing sounds of:

• Hedgehog Pie - Cool Reelies
• Pigeon Religion - Scorpion Milk
• Brian Brain - The Asthma Game
• Birdyak - The Sacred Mushroom
• Vinko Trubić & Ivan Drjanić - Tanec (from wedding at Gostinjac)
• Bridget St. John - The Pebble And The Man
• Brame - Zeste Incest
• Virgin Prunes - Yeo

The ever-listening, enormous floating ear of gcuesoterica@gmail.com is ready to take your call.  Zardoz commands you to transmit your crackling netherwords into its pulsating cavity.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 36 - Weighted Planar Stochastic Lettuce

How furcate is my volley! How splend the strand of string that strays from straggle heath to sponly suedes!  As Swayze sways, these rays persuade, he's raised the waves from wasteful ways.  A length of clothespipe, flurdled in a codheap. Did your mother mither? Does your mister pass muster?  (I blessed a blister-blaster with much bluster.)  You can eat an orange, and arrange a lozenge, but a blo-jo from Bo-Jo's a no-no.

Listen Now.

More scintillatingly schizoid psychedelic skitterings for squiffy squirrels and squinny sesquipedalians, from the unlikely likes of:

• Yuri Morozov - Inexplicable (Part 4)
• En Halvkokt i Folie - I Like The Introduction Of A Flute
• The Yuri Landman Ensemble - Interlude I
• Luke Haines - Fat Bird From The Woodcraft Folk
• The Ass Baboons Of Venus - You've Failed Again, You Arrogant Twat
• The Plastic Billionaires - The Fat Lady of Limbourg
• Brame - Gaviscon
• Trippple Nippples - LSD

Gosh, barely a month since the last one.  I urge you to stuff worms into my insatiable craw at gcuesoterica@gmail.com.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.