Epidose 18 - Jam Bat Sonar

Throw open your curlews, gentlefolds, and behold the tremulous chirruping of damsel-pies in dewy-fronded distress.  What menacingly trite apparitions come emanating from yonder dismal crenels and merlons?  Be it bunyip?  Or quinkin?  Ebu Gogo?  Popobawa?  Oh, all of these, all of these crawling slimy things, all the nightmares that lay a clammy flap upon the prickling neck...

Listen Now.

All throughout the night come the wingtips of a moth to brush against the cheek, and the whispered sounds of:

• OOIOO - Gamel Uma Umo
• Silver Apples - Oscillations
• Marc Hollander - DBB (Double Bind Baby)
• Ant-Bee - Eating Chocolate Cake (In the Bath)
• Brothomstates - Qtio
• Bran Van 3000 - Stepchild

Troubled by unwanted quinkins dismantling your merlons?  Seek help from gcuesoterica@gmail.com who will be only too happy to advise otherwise.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 17 - Boneseeker Beach Barbecue

On the summit skyline, a series of T-shapes in silhouette against thunderclouds. The bearded ones wander freely, unnoticed and undetected.  Is it such a terrible thing, this thing they do?  Since when has justice not allied herself to persecution?  Parking restriction notices are the impenetrable glyphs of the apocalypse.

Listen Now.

The warden comes a-wombling with his blackbook and pen, whistling the following jaunty melodies:

• Adrian Baker - Vibrations
• Gros Phoque Sergio - Fruits
• Ivor Cutler - I Worn My Elbows
• Mayo Thompson - Venus In The Morning
• Kuricorder Quartet - Apao's Trip
• Narcoleptics - Bombs Away
• Luke Abbott - 2nd 5th Heavy
• Grandaddy - Go Progress Chrome

Have you identified a troublesome bearded one in our very midst? Send what you know to gcuesoterica@gmail.com for your bounteous reward.

Twenty minutes. No refunds.