Epidose 35 - Dutch & Charles

Gnolling cloudless and winsome o'er the hobbledy froom, a snipjack trejury come treacling langwards from netherlandish parts.  Hobskoosh onely wonders, the pibbletosh skim skimmety-skim on glasslake ribble.  Nabberlack lip-licker frusking out the vanguard as pottle fall dreamylike through wode, long loomy wode, a light as baffleghast as wronglesky, these dabble-dark miff of posk and ratchet.

Listen Now.

So cram this claggy clamour in thy clammy clam-likes:

• Jack Planck- The Boy With The Raccoon Penis
• Laid Back - White Horse
• Frank Chickens - Cheeba Cheeba Chimpira
• Steve Beresford & Tristan Honsinger - Sai Hello To The Cello
• Fort Lauderdale - Holy Wednesday

Once in a new balloon, I check for discarded tissues caught among the detritus at gcuesoterica@gmail.com, thus far to precious little of what is apparently termed "avail."  Go on, prove me wonky.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 34 - I, Cerambus!

Jellyfish desperate to save their habitat crammed themselves a hundredfold into the nozzle, but the reactor continued to function.  The queen's coronation pie was stuffed to the brim with lamprey, slave blood still dripping from their toothy maws, their gaping buccal funnels. They opened their pineal eyes and wept, as ancient worms transformed the Shepherd into a Beatle.  Windswept Johnskale watched from his Cumbrian pile, the deacon's mission long since abandoned, the seas afizz with effluent...

Listen Now.

Open your pineal ear to the breathtaking seashell grumbles of:

• Ghost - Guru In The Echo
• Guy Pederson - Indian Pop Bass
• Vladimir Ussachevsky - Wireless Fantasy
• Sven Grünberg - Hingus (Part I)
• Trans Am - For Now And Forever

Please send pipecleaners to the ever-ready gcuesoterica@gmail.com, for our nozzle is forever congealed.

Twenty minutes. No refunds.

Epidose 33 - Lasagna and Kacey

When tender frond the turlingdromes, and vestas whiffle from their homes, out in the misty magma moonlight, neeping in the afternoon, bright Lesmerelda flaunts her chubbles, great malinky double-bubbles.  What a wald!  I wadnae yield to see her famed delights revealed!  But hush now son, and graze your kneesden.  My poem's done.  OH GOD NOT THE BEES-den?

Listen Now.

What's a year or so between fronds, eh?  I trust you'll enjoy the exciting machinations of:

• Tim Blake - Generator (Laser Beam)
• Jon Appleton - Chef D'Oeuvre
• Horace Tapscott Quintet - For Fats
• Difford & Tillbrook - Apple Tree
• The Shaggs - Why Do I Feel?
• Willie Rushton & The Private Eye All-Stars - Neasden

Future excursions will follow a release schedule dictated by Fibonacci numbering.  Voice your objections to the Esoteric Council of Elbers at gcuesoterica@gmail.com if it would make you feel any better about it.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

Epidose 32 - The Sputtering Cleft

The ungudly abuminations multiplied twentyfold in mere hours, gnashing their gnarled dentata and puffing out those coarsely bristled cheeks.  The growls and grufflings bargled forth long and loudsome, trombonerous and chewbattic rumbunctions resonorating echoey through the corridrobes, surgeries and hauleyways.

Listen Now.

Lord Brannigan-7 relaxed briefly his pursed inner lips, and gave full chuffed splattering vent to the following liquid residue:

• Silver Apples - Lovefingers
• Ed Askew - Marigolds
• Bauri - Everything Will Be Ok Again
• Sid Kipper & Dave Burland - The Shoals Of Whiting
• Pharmakon - It Hangs Heavy (excerpt from Milkweed / It Hangs Heavy)
• Lord Creator - Big Bamboo

The research facility was reported destroyed by fire late in 2158.  The final transmission received by gcuesoterica@gmail.com read in its entirety: "The Vortex never ended."

Twenty minutes. No refunds.

Epidose 31 - Vagrant Sinner Box

An old woman walking her dog in a field of clover came across a shepherdess looking over her flock of forty-six brown sheep and two dozen lambs.  Each sheep wore upon its face a pair of half-moon spectacles and an embarrassed expression (the lambs just wore the glasses.)  The old woman asked the shepherdess why her flock looked so bashful.  The shepherdess said she'd sheared her share of shameful sheep, and sat down in the shamrock.

Listen Now.

If you listen to the sounds, the following merry jingles should resonate:

• Electricity feat. Fire Eater - Dunia Wanja Wa Fujo
• PFFR - Open Letter
• Charles Dodge - He Destroyed Her Image
• The Prats - The Alliance
• Xenis Emputae Travelling Band - Moly
• Throbbing Gristle - I.B.M.
• Ewan MacColl & Peggy Seeger - The Keach In The Creel

If you have enjoyed these sheep, please send knitted blankets to gcuesoterica@gmail.com to ward away the scowling demons of frostbite.

Twenty minutes. No refunds.

Epidose 30 - The Borscht Supremacy

Will you face the racing thoughts that swell and swirl around your goldfish bowl, those thoughts that swallow you up whole and wrap themselves around your soul? And did you ever stop to place a guiding gentle hand upon your face and say, be still now child, and stop your foolish self from running wild?

Listen Now.

In clear water running over sand can be seen the undisturbed reflection of moonlight upon still branches, and the weeping faces of:

• Kirk Lake - £10,000 Dog
• Bisk - Drooping
• Vaenus - Hakai Suru
• Komovari64 - Stop
• Yma Sumac - Chuncho (The Forest Creatures)
• Caramba - Eine Feine

Anyone still standing should voice their inevitable complaints to gcuesoterica@gmail.com wherein they will be digitally remastered for outstanding reproduction on today's demanding audio hardware.

Twenty minutes. No refunds.

Epidose 29 - All Gravy Now

A sprinkling of dusty flakes, the dead skin that makes crusts upon the brow and which blizzards away as one's forehead creases in blowzy consternation, fall lightly upon the humpbacked bellypaunch, the curly-haired chest.  One is reluctant to move, lest they drift onto the upholstery.  Best remain, then, sofa-besnared, until the tender springs of summer push forth their curling tendrils, and the haberdasher's secret love sprouts once more among the soft furnishings.

Listen Now.

The tapestries tremble in the breeze, their threads a-quiver to the invigorating vacillations of:

• Holy Motors - Heavy Flow
• Otway & Barrett - D.K 50-80
• Opium Flirt - How Much Time
• Louis and Bebe Barron - Main Title (From Forbidden Planet)
• The Godz - Eleven
• Tut Vu - Egypt
• Scott Walker - Darkness

Troubled by inappropriate Paisley deprettifying your textiles?  Unwanted Adinkras tergiversating in your tattersall? Drop a line to gcuesoterica@gmail.com, where your damasks will be deconstructed beyond all compare.

Twenty minutes. No refunds.